Moon

2008.08.31


Sam Rockwell is to play a Moon miner in a new movie called Moon. Word is that Kevin Spacey will voice Rockwell’s robotic sidekick.

the plot from io9 says the film “centers around a space miner named Sam Bell (Sam Rockwell). He is a contract worker for the LUNAR corporation and his 3-year contract is about to expire and Bell can’t wait to get home and see his family. But then, things start to go wrong and Bell finds out that LUNAR is going to replace him. At a press roundtable for Choke, Rockwell told us his replacement is his clone, which he has to come face to face with”.

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Ricky Gervais’ new movie

2008.08.31

Can’t say I’m overly excited about this one, but some people still find him funny so…

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A new entry in my Top 5

2008.08.31

Last week I created my definitive list of all time greatest comedies(See Videocast below). A list that took me twenty nine years to decide upon. A list that has just been smashed in two by the film I watched at the weekend; Step Brothers.

The plot seems flimsy at first sight and wasn’t the real draw for me. There just wasn’t much else on at the cinema this week.

It centres around two forty year olds Brennan and Dale (Will Ferrell and John C Reilly) with the maturity level of eight year olds. As the title suggests their parents get married making them both Step Brothers. The two instantly hate each other and can’t stand the fact that they have to share a house, never mind the same room.

As the plot progresses the two man-kids find that they have a lot in common (most prominent a hatred of Brennan’s successful brother Derek, Adam Scott) and they change from enemies into best buddies. Just in time for the father to give them an ultimatum; Grow up and move out or simply get out.

Step Brothers is one of those rare events; A consistently funny comedy. Every single joke hits the mark. There are no moments where the audience sigh sympathetically at the screen. All that can be heard are people coughing up their popcorn in fits of hysterics.

It’s in the subplots that the real belly laughs come out. Like Derek the do-gooders wife coming onto Dale whenever they’re alone, practically raping him in the men’s toilets. Or when the two buffoons go sleep walking around the house spouting gibberish and trying to cook pillows. It’s all out hilarity, all guns blazing.

Will Ferrell and John C Reilly previously teamed up for Talledega Nights which, while not being that bad, wasn’t really that good either. This film has one golden name attached that has changed both men’s fortune. That name is Judd Apatow. The man can do no wrong.

Oh, and don’t leave straight away. There are some post credits laughs too.

Verdict 10/10
Fuckin Hilarious.

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There will be more blood…

2008.08.31

No not a sequel to the Daniel Day-Lewis film… Word on the street is that Blood: the last vampire, a truly brilliant Japanese anime film is to be made into a live action movie.
the story of a Saya, the last pure vampire, that hunts and kills demonic vampire beasts under the guise of an innocent school girl with a massive samurai sword.

Should be a laugh… check out the anime, although its not very long, it boasts some truly stunning artwork.

Marty McFlee

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Why sexual repression isn not good for you…

2008.08.31

ICHI THE KILLER

Well Kev was asking about Takashi Miike films so I thought I would review another of his fucked up little gems! I must admit I love Japanese culture and I basically bought this DVD a few years back, not knowing what the fuck it was about… boy was I in for a treat.

The film is about a band of Yakuza who come to find their boss missing with a shit load of money. They suspect fowl play and led by the next in charge, Kakihara (the worlds biggest masochist) they begin to search the underworld to find him. As Kakihara tortures his way through various elements of the underworld until he finds out that a man called Jiji, who was the one who set them on the trail in the first place may have murdered their boss.
Thing is, Jiji has a little secrete assassin under his control… A sexually repressed martial artist known only as Ichci (or in english, the number one) with a pair of blades that come out of his shoes for slicing people to shit!!!

At first we see Ichi as an innocent, repressed individual that has lead a sheltered life and must be a poor wee soul. Then we see the evil side to him and how he gets turned on by violence. He saves a beautiful young woman that is being beaten up by her husband only to tell her that it is ok and he can be her new man. Sounds ok? Then he says he wants to be the one to beat her up now! I know fucked up eh?
Anyway the film gets a lot more fucked up than that!!! In the end we have a showdown between the worlds biggest masochist and the worlds biggest sadist… and more blood than you can shake a blood soaked blade shoe at.

The Japanese are a very sexually repressed people, yet they have a sub culture, through their comics, film and anime to show us an unltra shocking side to their sexual fantasies. I think the aim of this film is to exploit the repressive side and take it to the extreme in order to show us what is wrong with that part of their culture… of course I am an electronics technician, not a psychiatrist so what the fuck would I know? In fact the film is so fucked up and random its hard to tell what the fuck is going on. But the style of the film and the direction and mood makes it strangely enjoyable! Worth a watch for the strong of stomach.

PS: look out for the bit when Kakihara takes the piercings out of his cheeks to reveal his mouth is split from ear to ear, and how he uses this as a weapon to fight.

6/10 would have gotten more if the plot was easier to follow… or if it has one I’m not sure… still i still think it is worth a look!

Marty Mcflee

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This is a real film.

2008.08.29

Why was it made? For the love of all that is sacred, why did someone greenlight this shit storm???

And why did Frasier get involved?

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Max Payne Theatrical Trailer

2008.08.29

Again it seem like hollywood heard our podcast talk about Max Payne and trembling with fear they released the theatrical trailer in response.

 

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Not exactly X-factor… Audition

2008.08.29

Audition

You know the old saying ‘Good things come to those who wait’? Well, Audition works on that principle and, depending on whether you’re a Gore Hound or not, it might just work.

After losing his wife and suffering through the grief, Aoyama(Ryo Ishibashi), a middle aged businessman, decides it is time to find a new wife. With the help of his Filmmaker friend, they hold auditions to find the lucky bride, disguising it as casting for a new movie.

Despite his friend’s warnings that he doesn’t know anything about her, Aoyama instantly falls for seemingly sweet Asami(Eihi Shiina). At first everything runs according to plan with Asami responding to Aoyama’s charms, but things take a turn for the graphic later on.

As Aoyama investigates Asami’s past, he discovers the trauma she has endured and, in turn, inflicted on the men in her life. There is a very clear female empowerment message at the heart of this film, as we witness Asami take her retribution in truly horrific ways.

The last twenty minutes of the film is the grisly pay-off for the preceding ninety minutes of slow, but ever increasing tension. This overlong build up to the finale might not suit Western audiences, who are used to being flung headlong into the action straight away. I’m not up on my Japanese culture, or even my Takashi Miike movies, so maybe this is a commonplace feature.
Maybe Marty could answer that one.

But, as I say, the pay-off will please any Gore Hounds out there, but not people who can’t stomach a man having his foot sawn off with Piano wire.

Verdict 6/10
The ever-so-slow build up will bore most, but the violence does arrive late on.

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Another break

2008.08.29

OK people i will be off-line till sometime next week, a family bereavement. I will leave in McFlee’s and the D r’s good hands.

Rebooting the reboot

2008.08.27

As we reported on our last podcast, superman is to get the re-boot treatment and several other DC characters willmake their way to the big screen. Warner Bros president Jeff Robinov had this to say :

“‘Superman’ didn’t quite work as a film in the way that we wanted it to,” says Mr. Robinov. “It didn’t position the character the way he needed to be positioned.” “Had ‘Superman’ worked in 2006, we would have had a movie for Christmas of this year or 2009,” he adds. “But now the plan is just to reintroduce Superman without regard to a Batman and Superman movie at all.”

With “Batman vs. Superman” and “Justice League” stalled, Warner Bros. has quietly adopted Marvel’s model of releasing a single film for each character, and then using those movies and their sequels to build up to a multicharacter film. “Along those lines, we have been developing every DC character that we own,” Mr. Robinov says.

Like the recent Batman sequel — which has become the highest-grossing film of the year thus far — Mr. Robinov wants his next pack of superhero movies to be bathed in the same brooding tone as “The Dark Knight.” Creatively, he sees exploring the evil side to characters as the key to unlocking some of Warner Bros.’ DC properties. “We’re going to try to go dark to the extent that the characters allow it,” he says. That goes for the company’s Superman franchise as well.

The studio is set to announce its plans for future DC movies in the next month. For now, though, it is focused on releasing four comic-book films in the next three years, including a third Batman film, a new film reintroducing Superman, and two movies focusing on other DC Comics characters. Movies featuring Green Lantern, Flash, Green Arrow, and Wonder Woman are all in active development.

 

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